An online or cell phone IM language now used mostly by non-adults, but having richer roots in the 1980's programming culture. Shares many memes with "ubonics", a discredited movement from before most users of "leet" were even born, celebrating ignorance and improper use of English. Much popular "leet" phraseology is simply glorified typos. Of course, teens and pre-teens have every right to a private code, this is part of the human experience. However, most people will out-grow "leet", except true social retards. Anyone over 20 using "leet" is suspect.
Exception: IM shorthand, such as "lmao".
("shorthand" is a word from the dark ages when people actually transcribed oral enouncications with pen and paper.)
1. I'm so leet dat I can IM without anybody knowing what the h311 I is sayizzing.
2. I is an ignorant crack-a-lacking moron.
by Jayskin October 1, 2005
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-Last name of the gayest kid in the world
-not to be confused with 1337
-kid who throws pencils in Algebra 3
-Cow Rapist
"YO, it's leete!"
"HIDE THE COWS ETHEL! LEETE IS COMING!!!"
by AJ November 30, 2004
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Short for elite, leet represents exactly what elite stands for and more. Confined to mainly hard-core gamer use.
Damn, that kid is leet.
by Jeff April 16, 2004
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A monster (kinda cute) that you first going to meet in "Anarchy Online".
It look like an Ow without feather and dont have wings. It walking around in training yard and say "I ownz jo"
"I ownz jo"
*Smack it with enforce's hammer*
"free stuff plz"
*smack it again*
by MrFront March 5, 2005
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an internet slang term for a fat nobody who posesses much knowledge of programming who are known to boot, or kick, people off the internet. examples of these people can be seen in chat rooms, most notably Yahoo! chat.
uberhalopwner: "I can kick anyone out of this chat room"
6packunopened: "Yeah right, dont pretend to be a leet"
by RoflicerOfTheLawl January 14, 2008
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Variation of elite; very good/skilled at something. Can also be written: "l33t, 133t, l337, 1337", usually by fags/nerds/hackers who type in numbers, and it is only really used in internet multiplayer games, never in real life otherwise you'll get shot.
Newbie: How do you play this game?
Hacker: Haha see my LEET powers!
Newbie: ...fag.
by Drez October 24, 2004
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