An uncomfortable sticking together of the genitals, usually caused by being forced to remain an uncomfortable, cramped chair in a lecture hall throughout a long class.
Dude, I had the worst lecture balls of my life after that psychology seminar. Lefty almost got ripped off when I stood up.
by PTAnteater February 27, 2010
"what are you going to do?"
"i am going to the lecture hall because i am bored, you should come too..."
"okay, i will"
"i am going to the lecture hall because i am bored, you should come too..."
"okay, i will"
by lllover May 1, 2010
East Bay California Native Hip-hop/rap artist. Born in Union city Ca. But Rep's the Whole Bay! LivenFire Records/Gone Off Top productions. Affiliated with artist like: XienHow, Flossafee, Taktikz,3D,5Dyme,Young Steve and many others...
by fanofart June 29, 2010
noun
1) Any university section lasting more than 2 consecutive hours on a subject that has no application whatsoever to your life, education or universe.
1) Any university section lasting more than 2 consecutive hours on a subject that has no application whatsoever to your life, education or universe.
by H Gross June 1, 2010
A lecture in a college setting that is longer than the average class.
Believed to have come from students talking about a professor "powering" through a lecture.
Believed to have come from students talking about a professor "powering" through a lecture.
by B@dg3rF@n September 3, 2008
VERB
The act of attending lectures for a class you don't take because you are crushing on someone there--either another pupil, or the lecturer (in the case of the latter the 'crush' could be completely platonic--perhaps admiration of teaching/oratory skills).
Derivative of lecture crashing
The act of attending lectures for a class you don't take because you are crushing on someone there--either another pupil, or the lecturer (in the case of the latter the 'crush' could be completely platonic--perhaps admiration of teaching/oratory skills).
Derivative of lecture crashing
"Bro, that hilarious philosophy lecturer we had first year is taking a class this semester! We are sooooooooo lecture crushing!"
by RoboBear September 20, 2011
An incompetent, pathetic teacher who is also somehow a powerful, dangerous Svengali capable of brainwashing young people in 50 mins. MWF and yet still incapable of getting students to do the reading or turn in assignments on time.
I am Schrödinger's lecturer; conservatives believe I can brainwash their children into becoming liberals, but also that I am incompetent and unworthy of a living wage, having to make do with less than $20,000 a year.
by fauxpow August 22, 2019