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Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword 

A philosophical postulate that states, "That which cannot be proven or disproven should probably not be argued about, but let's do it anyway to get some needed blood pumping."
Jenny: So if you could travel back in time, would you kill your grandfather?
Keenan: I invoke Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword!
Jenny: So? I totally would.
Keenan: Hell no!
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brick layer's knuckle 

An enlarged clitoris resembling a brick layer's knuckle,
a swollen clitoris similiar to a small penis, not a pleasent sight
her clit was the size of a brick layer's knuckle
brick layer's knuckle by fman68 November 1, 2006

Occam's laser 

The most awesome explanation is usually the correct one.
Teacher: Class, what is the most common isotope in the atmosphere?

Student: Well actually Miss, Occam's Laser proves that there are billions of subatomic elves that make everything work, so all chemistry is wrong and your question is invalid.
An abbreviation of the term "see you later". Like the term "see you later," it is not always meant in the literal sense.
Person 1: Well, I have to go.
Person 2: Mmmkay, bye.
Person 1: S'later.
S'later by FatallyYours January 6, 2006
a time-saving form of see you later.
girl: Goodbye
boy: S'later
s'later by Jennesa August 21, 2005
A passive aggressive way to say goodbye to your boss when you intend to quit in a blaze of glory.
Named for Stephen Slater who quit his job at JetBlue in a dramatic and newsworthy fashion.
Glenn told Ellen to clear the paper jam in the photocopier for the fourth time today. Ellen looked at the photocopier and then at Glenn and said "S'later" under her breath. She won't be back tomorrow!
S'later by Geckypibb August 11, 2010
An abbreviated term for "See You Later" which form of goodbye, Commonly used by electricians in the UK.
"Alrighty lads, I'm off to go spark some people out, S'later!!!"
S'later by Latvian Twigs July 8, 2019