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the gnarlier way to say "lol" online but can also be used in typical face-to-face conversation.

pronunciation: LOO-wall-zee
(there are three syllables because it is meant to be pronounced in the new jersey accent.)
Tim: Hey Phylis, can I borrow your penis?
Phylis: Nope, sorry I'll be needing it later
Tim: Oh ok lawlzie
lawlzie by w00sh March 8, 2008
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L Lawliet 

L Lawliet is the detective from Death Note. He is one of the most cutest and hottest guys you'll ever see. He is trying to find who Kira is by making some ilegal things (like spying, kidnapping, probably killing, etc.) but he's still the good guy.
L Lawliet by PoisenFallen August 5, 2018

L Lawliet 

L is a detective in the anime deathnote. He plays the roll of catching Kira and bringing him to justice. He doesn't show himself to anyone and is very reserved. L loves sweets. Wether it be cake, cookies, ice cream, pudding, or just straight up sugar. He has has bags under his eyes because He's an insomniac. He also has awful posture and sits in a squat. he does this to “ help his deduction skills “
L Lawliet is the worlds greatest detective, theres not a single case he cant crack.
L Lawliet by aiko kurashi November 29, 2020
A character out of the Japanese series Death Note. His real name, Lawliet ( Pronounced 'Low-light' ) Wasn't released until the last book of the series came out. Lawliet is a world famous detective who is known only as L. His life is dedicated to capturing the killer known as Kira.
Lawliet shows his face to no one.
Lawliet by Pyriix December 30, 2006

L Lawliet 

The detective from Deathnote, and the HOTTEST GUY EVER.
L Lawliet is so friggen smexi
P.S., L is MINE.
L Lawliet by purple_or_gray_? April 21, 2011

lawlzerz 

a nerdy-er way of saying lawl
nerd#1:d00d lawl! n00b!!!!!!!!!!11!!1
nerd#2:n00b i t0tally pwn y0u..heh...n00b! LAWLZERZ!!!!!!1!
lawlzerz by caseyd1354 January 17, 2008

L Lawliet 

big shlong daddy agh😫 puurr more cleaver than Light 🙄🧍🏻 ♀️
-Who is the biggest shlongest daddy?
-L Lawliet
L Lawliet by L’s big shlong March 5, 2021
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