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laptop sandwich

(noun) The result of placing some messy, sticky, and smelly mass upon the keyboard of a laptop or notebook computer. Then the screen is swiftly shut upon the mass therefore permanently damaging the computer. A favorite substance of use is one's own shit because of it inexpensive and readily available nature. Reported incidences of laptop sandwiches have been increasing in recent years, especially on college campuses. Generally those who have received a laptop sandwich are hated by several others and often times known as douchebags.
1)You best stop making all of your floormates so angry with you or you are bound to your laptop sandwiched.

2)That kid is such a douche. We have gotta sandwich his laptop.

3)I don't have to go, its your turn to shit in this laptop sandwitch.
laptop sandwich by Lars Jensen April 27, 2006
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Laptop Sandwich

When you open your laptop, put someones face inside and snap it shut whilst shouting 'WAHPOW!'.
She was being a moron, so I gave her a laptop sandwich. WAHPOW!
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026