Pizza Lap Dance 

The warm feeling of holding a pizza on the way home

When coming home from domino's, Derrick called pizza lap dance

Pizza Lap Dance by Jeff Larington May 15, 2010

gluten free lap dance 

When the dancer tries to give you lap dance but she has no cake.

Bitch had a flat ass, that lap dance was gluten free.

White bitches only give gluten free lap dances.

gluten free lap dance by Normcock Hitchdonald February 27, 2017

missouri lap-dance 

This is the act of one taking a shit on a toilet whilst another sits on one's lap and shits in the space between his/her legs into the water below. The word missouri, come to find out after coining the term, in a native american dialect means muddy water

Oh man I ate so many corn dogs at the carnival that I had to rush home, no sooner than I dropped my first terd charlene was in there givin me the old missouri lap-dance. I guess she had one corndog too many as well.

missouri lap-dance by jihad massoud October 14, 2011

san francisco lap dance 

When a person of no specific gender sits on a toilet and another sits on their lap and goes pee or dookie between their legs.

My lady was on the toilet and I really needed to go so I gave her a San Francisco Lap Dance and we both went dookie at the same time.

san francisco lap dance by drizzamed June 23, 2016

lap dance 

usually done by a female to a male, where she dances provocatively, rubbing her ass on his lap and such and is usually paid to do so

on his 18th birthday he went out and got a lap dance

lap dance by dawn June 15, 2002

Lap Dance 

A woman moves her titties and ass all over a man, making him feel hard and excited. Sometimes she vigorously shakes her body/ass/tits.

Last night, Samantha gave Jack a lap dance. She rubbed her hot, oily ass all over him. His penis was as hard as a metal pole. He slapped her ass a few times to try and help his ass desire, but it only made his dick harder. Then, she turned around, sat on him, and shook her ass and titties all around. After that, Jack's dick was so hard and he was so excited that he needed more booty.

Lap Dance by Genius/Ambiguous August 2, 2015

Bloody Lap Dance

A lap dance given by a nude chick who is on the rag, thus leaving snail trails of red all over your clothing. Performing or receiving a lap dance while on a menstrual cycle.

"I was given a bloody lap dance by this gross stripper at the club. The stains won't come out of my jeans."

Bloody Lap Dance by JuggernautOfTheFemaleKind May 31, 2013