Lackanookieitis 

The mental disease contracted by not getting any poon over a long period of time. Symptoms include increased porn viewing and more frequent masturbation (yes, even more than usual).

Known Cures: Prostitutes, Single's Bars and Frat Parties.

After chokin' the chicken for the 5th time in one day, Ken realized he had contracted Lackanookieitis and consulted the local Prostitute for "help".

Lackanookieitis by Psycho-J November 23, 2004

lackanookie 

a frequent and sometime fatal disease, its causes are lack of use of the male or female organs resulting in hairy palms and wheezing.

Caleb finds extreme discomfort between his legs due to lackanookie,

lackanookie by MBN September 20, 2004

LACKANOOKIE 

Translation from Hawaii. Lack of sexual activity aong males.

Im suffering from LACKANOOKIE.

LACKANOOKIE by JIMBO October 8, 2003

lackonookie 

lack of action, hooking up, kissing, hugging, sexual activity, etc...

"I think I'm about to die from lackonookie diesese"

lackonookie by melting candles leave marks August 9, 2004

Lackanooki 

Lackanooki is the symptom men get after a couple of days without intercourse. The result is anger, frustration, stress, blue balls even attitudes. Men have a need to breed. Its almost unbearable at times yet treatable with that quick pull.

Dam yall I gots me lackanooki. My hoe hadn't givin me none in days yall.

Lackanooki by jonnyc1970 February 25, 2011