LAG

LAG is L ... A........G or a when a game gets frozen and makes you wanna rage quit and use a rage bade

In a fight
Me:Ez win
Game:I don't like you, lets cause some LAGGGGG
Me:Aaaah watch the flipppppppppppppppppppppppp, I died

by AFlIPPER👹 June 27, 2022

pride lag

Akin to jet lag, pride lag is the experience felt by gay pride attendees post party. Lasting from 1 day to 1 month, symptoms include manic depressive behavior, chemical withdrawals, and general bitchiness.

Girl, pride slapped my tits out. I'm suffering from pride lag huge.

by CocksNdicks June 24, 2017

Schrödinger's Lag

The term used when lag occurs in a game but only when you're looking at the thing that lags your game.

Guy 1: "I spawned a skyscraper on Garry's Mod but it only lagged the game when I looked at it?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, that's Schrödinger's Lag"

by BoneZonelol October 8, 2020

Time Lag

to travel through time zones. This causes you to get tired earlier or later than usual. This is also an excuse if your sports team loses.

Dan: O man i'm so tired. Its only 6 P.M.
Chris: Yeah we are getting some major time lag

by SchweitZZ December 12, 2007

my ar lag

owned by ports hell

my ar lag is ports hells slut

by A nigga with no hands April 27, 2022

case of the lags

Case of the lags is when you and a mate (or a couple of mates) are on a voice server (Discord, Skype, Teamspeak ect) and one or more people start lagging out.

Person A: Oi Johno you there mate
Johno (lagging in and out): Yeah mate im here
Person A: Johno you have a case of the lags

by MenEverywhere1 June 7, 2019

Bang Lag

Similar to Jet Lag. Disruption of a typical sleeping cycle experienced after staying up for multiple consecutive nights banging.

"hey, looking a bit tired this morning there dude"
"ya... just a bit of bang lag"

by salesismycoffee July 20, 2016