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a garbage sport played by boy and girl losers who cant handle a baseball/softball bat and glove.

Baseball/softball clearly superior to this idiotic sport.
Pat couldnt handle the varsity baseball, and now he's the star lacrosse player.

Chris couldnt handle the varsity softball and now she's the star lacrosse player.
by daywalkz April 28, 2008
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A sport that rich white kids play, so they can pretend to be athletic.
"I'm like...third in the state for Lacrosse...I'm pretty athletic"

"Yeah, it must be hard to hit people with sticks, and grow your hair real long...like a bitch."
by GsE49857 September 10, 2009
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the only sport where rich white people can be the best players in the world
lacrosse is the only sport where a guy from Chevy Chase, MD can be the best in the world. soft
by George Hugueley July 12, 2011
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Because you didn't play football
Jared: Ahhh YEAH i made it on the lax crew
Lou: You played football right
Jared: yeah but i wasnt played in games
Lou: ooooo thats why you play Lacrosse
by WOWOMGLAZERS January 30, 2011
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A stupid game which involves the combination of football, soccer, and hockey, except you use gay butterfly nets instead of hockey sticks.
Dave: I'm off to play baseball.
Lance: Lacrosse is cool, not baseball, Fag.
Dave: Okay, I'm a faggot for hitting a ball with a bat and talking strategy like a champion, and you're cool for playing with a butterfly net while jumping all over other men, sorry for not realizing that.
Lance: :O
Dave: No Lance, You will not be sucking my dick.
by BBJethro2440 August 14, 2011
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