The act of slapping another man's thighs, which must be at least 20 inches in diameter, and inserting your girthy shlong into their fat ass. this must last all day, preferably done in a dominantly white church until midnight. during the final hour, take a big mac and spread the secret sauce into their left eyeball, wheeze and laugh with each other, then slap each other until one bleeds, with a straight face. Did I mention you must cosplay like Kylo Ren and another male character/general throughout the entire process?
Dan: Hello Kyle
Kyle: Hey Dan
Dan: Want to do some Kylo Ren in the church service tonight?
Kyle: Of course! God would definitely approve!
Kyle: Hey Dan
Dan: Want to do some Kylo Ren in the church service tonight?
Kyle: Of course! God would definitely approve!
by andrewn11 January 29, 2020
Getting angry at something to the point of whipping out your lightsaber and smashing up everything around you, just like the new Star Wars villain, Kylo Ren.
My friend and I were watching the game, and our team lost. My mate got so pissed off, I saw him do a Kylo Ren.
I now need a new lounge and TV.
I now need a new lounge and TV.
by Gardz February 26, 2016
Kylo Ren is the pussy of an antagonist in the star wars sequels. He has a christian lightsaber and rips off Darth Vader.
Kylo Ren is kinda gay, isn't he?
by Sab-E.R January 19, 2020
A person who has the appearance and/or physique of Adam Driver (actor who plays Kylo Ren in the Star Wars franchise)
Person 1: you know that one waiter at the Ihop near Walmart?
Person 2: which one?
Person 1: the one that’s a Kylo Ren lookin’ headass
Person 2: oooh, yeah I know him!
Person 1: he has mega autism.
Person 2: LOL,big fax!
Person 2: which one?
Person 1: the one that’s a Kylo Ren lookin’ headass
Person 2: oooh, yeah I know him!
Person 1: he has mega autism.
Person 2: LOL,big fax!
by MacropenisShaggySkooks December 10, 2018