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Kyleene is someone thats not afraid to be loud, A funny person that makes a lot of people laugh. Kyleene is very intelligent. Kyleene is someone that people love as a friend and think is amazing to be around, but Kyleene does not think that anyone likes them and they many hurt herself. When Kyleene hurts herself, it causes others to hurt herself. Kyleene is someone you can trust and will keep anyones secret. There is on person in Kyleene lifes that loves them and wants to give the world to kyleene, That person could be a girl or boy but Kyleens dont see them unless they take a min. and think about who has told her that there amazing to be around. Those people worry about Kyleene and talk about Kyleene a lot. When Kyleen hurts herself that person starts to hurt them self too. Kyleene is a wonderful person and normally has blond hair and they may dye there hair blue sometimes. If your a Kyleene your probably going through a stage were one of your friends are not talking too you, thats the someone that worry's about you, If I was a Kyleene I would text them every night thats the person that you should keep a friend forever because there willing to fight for you.
Kyleene is a amazing person
kyleene by SECRET SOMEONE April 19, 2018
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A beautiful girl that any boy would be lucky to have. She's shy but has a loud personality. She's smart and has fantastic sense of humour.
" that girls shy and gorgeous. I bet you she's a Kyleen"
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kleenex friendship 

Litterally means:
A friend that calls you and chase you until he gets whatever he needs, and then BYE!

One of those friend of you that is an incredible dude, cheerful and happy, great company, maybe even successful. Only real problem with him is that you feel used after having seen him and stayed with him because you realise he only used that valuable time spent together.
A:I feel terribly bad I didn't call you on the last week mate!
B: no worries dude, I know this is a kleenex friendship.
kleenex friendship by LOL.renzo April 29, 2015

The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09 

In March of 2008 the demand for Kleenex's in Morocco increased at an unbelievable rate. The Moroccan King asked for everyone to stay calm. He attributed the increase in demand for Kleenex to Peace Corps volunteers spending too much time in their masterbatorium, spanktuary, spank schack, whack shack, jack shack, flip n jack, finger hut, spank cave, spank wagon, cumgeon, cum station, lunch punch, stroke boat, spank bank, corner of crank, jerk hut, masturbation station, spankmobile, homostead, spank shed, and master barriums. In particular, undercover sources attibute the increase to one "King of Crank" J-Lub (known for exceptional stroking form.) When asked for comment, J-Lub simply said "whatever dude, I'm gonna go listen to some music." The King has told people to hold strong. The King also claimed that supplies are expected to return to normal around the time of Tallstacks 2010.
Oh man, I shouldn't have ate all that spicy couscous. Now I can't blow my nose due to The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09
The most funniest sweetest most lovable woman in the world. Kylene is super duper kind and takes care of everyone she meets, You'll never find anyone like her so make sure you keep her safe and care for her a lot, and love her and give her kisses and shit, She's also the prettiest girl in the world and her smile just is the best, So keep her for the rest of your life and don't you dare break her heart.
Yo she's so perfect she's definitely a Kylene
Kylene by Wavest April 15, 2022

kleenex guy

A guy you use once and throw away - the perfect rebound
A hot lifegueard is the perfect rebound, use him once and throw him away- he's a Kleenex Guy

Kleenex fuck 

You blow in it and throw it away.
I wouldn't fold her up and put her back in my pocket - she's just a Kleenex fuck.
Kleenex fuck by dabadone January 14, 2010
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murderhobo 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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