Kyle (G.)

n. A somewhat strange character very capable in the art of skateboarding. Angelic in nature, one who is artistically and creatively apt. One who has lost hope in humanity and hopes for a better world. A non-believer in MySpace statuses, otherwise known as Secret Agent Squirrel. An Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Taco Bell fanatic. Wally World employee. Snowboarder at heart, wishes to ultimately move to Colorado. Too sexy for his shirt.

Comrades, Agent Squirrel is in position.

Watcha talkin bout Willis?

The name's (G.), Kyle (G.).

by whizhead;) June 25, 2009

Kyle g

Someone who drinks many monster energy drinks and vapes

Look at the man over there he’s like a kyle g

by By fp August 20, 2019

Kyle Gray

Ugly and a terrifying fatass that blows his money on stupid things he don’t need instead of managing his money and paying bills first. Literally looks like the Oregon Ducks mascot. He’s also unfit to be a parent since his way of discipline is an old 80’s or 90’s fashion kid’s butt spanking. (Child Protection Services was called on him before at least 7 times.) He is the biggest hypocritical man child out there. When he’s rages really hard in a video game he throws a hissy fit and chucks the controller across the room and end up breaking the controller and putting a hole in the wall. What’s funny is he can’t sustain a normal relationship with McKenzie and controls other people’s relationships like Ghost’s and Lizzy’s. Kyle is also referred as “Legacy Storms” or “Butthurt Lord”.

Kyle Gray a.k.a. Legacy Storms got so butthurt when we exposed him for blowing his money on a new gaming pc from rent-a-center and only paid half of it. P.S. he will probably not have enough money to pay the other half because he blew his other half of the money on something stupid like a new TV and Xbox.

by QwertyTwinkleToes January 1, 2023

Kyle (girls name)

A girl named kyle is an absolute unicorn for a guy to find. They have the personality of your best friend, but the sex appeal of a model. They are hard on the exterior, but soft on the interior. They are loyal, have huge hearts, and although hard to open up, are worth every amount of effort it takes to get there. They also tend to be very sexually explorational. You should never turn down a chance to be with a kyle, and if given the opportunity, appreciate every second of it.

Kyle (girls name): Dude, I cant believe I met a “kyle”! She is like you mixed with my mom and a porn star, all in one! I hit the jackpot!

by Steak and Oreo March 11, 2019

Kyle Gass

The Yin to Jack Black's Yang in the greatest rock band ever concieved and together the two are called: Tenacious D. The man with the golden fingers, the man who wears sweat pants during performances, the man who can kill a Yak from 200 yards away... with mind bullets!
The man with the power... to move you.

Jack Black: Kyle, if I was in a wheelchair, would you visit me? Feed me? Brush my teeth?
Kyle Gass: Yes.
JB: Would you read to me?
KG: Why couldn't you read?
JB: Just don't want to.
KG: Yes.
JB: Would you take a bullet for me?
KG: No.

by The Troll June 29, 2006

Kyle Gallner

Kyle Gallner (born October 22, 1986) is an actor from West Chester, Pennsylvania who is best known for his roles on "Smallville," "Veronica Mars," "Jennifer's Body," and "The Haunting In Connecticut." He is very close with fellow actor Jake Abel from Percy Jackson and The Olympians: The Lightning Thief. Kyle is one of the most promising actors of his generation, as named by Nylon magazine, known for playing dark characters quite brilliantly.

"Kyle Gallner was the kid who played Beaver on Veronica Mars, right?"
"Yeah. I knew his character would do something like commit suicide, he plays the craziest people."

by waxphilosophic April 10, 2010

Kyle (girls name)

Kyle is a very inspirational person and is great with kids. She is the sweetest person you’ll ever meet but if you push her she will push you back. If you happen to come by a girl named Kyle you are extremely lucky and you should hold onto her for she is so loyal

It is nice knowing that Kyle (girls name) has your back. She know

by Carlos775 March 19, 2018