Kreem

A young adult (generally of the male variety) who expresses the feeling of being keen, whilst at the same time being reem.

Example 1

Guy in club: Hey look at German Phil with that girl. He's so kreem.

Girl in club: He was in the gym earlier getting reem, and now he looks keen.

Example 2

Girl to German Phil: Would you like strawberries with your kreem?

by Venezuelan Eric November 26, 2011

kreem mop

A kreem mop is a guy that is in the so called "friends zone" with a girl and often acts as her shoulder to cry on when another guy who she has sex and/or a relationship with, dumps her or causes her emotional pain. He is a kreem mop because the "asshole" guy has sex with her while the "friends zone" guy is there to clean up the other man's wrong doings as he comforts her and bears all the emotional complaining.

Guy 1: Do you intend to escalate things with her?

Guy 2: No dude, I intend to keep her in the friends zone and be her shoulder to cry on when some guy fucks her in the ass and cums on her face while I'm the kreem mop there to clean her up.

by eMpTy009 March 9, 2010

Garland-Kreem

Crack-head, known for dealing "the crack" and for sweating yellow sweat. Hated by many, this individiual is a known felon and should be treated with extreme caution (many=all) Owen shut up.

these "Garland-Kreems" can easily be spotted by their bulging eyes and sweaty armpits.

by Ari Gunnerson May 23, 2003

keemstar

A garden gnome.

I just put my keemstar outside on my grass where it belongs

by swagmaster800e July 5, 2016

Keemstar

33 year old reporting "news" then acts like a 12 year old on twitter

That gnome keemstar

by GnomeFighter June 10, 2016

Kneemah

A word for a wanna-b alpha male who claims to be hanging out with numerous girls, but is actually with girls that are related to him.

Guy 1 - Yo brah what you doing tonight?
Guy 2 - Yo I'm chilling with these 3 girls...
Guy 1 - Who you hanging out with man?
Guy 2- ....My cousin, my sister and my mom...
Guy 1 - You Goddamn Kneemah....

by Oh My Kneemah July 27, 2009

Kerem

If you have a kerem in your life then you are lucky.A Kerem will kick your skinny ass in Fifa. He's quite handsome, somewat smooth, and very intelligent. A kerem will tell you straight up how it is and cheer you up when your feeling down. If You have have a kerem in your life,then you have a cook in your life.

Girl 1: look at that guy over there
Girl 2: wow, that's a kerem right there, wish my bf was more like a kerem.

by J.w.p.girl November 27, 2012