A young adult (generally of the male variety) who expresses the feeling of being keen, whilst at the same time being reem.
Example 1
Guy in club: Hey look at German Phil with that girl. He's so kreem.
Girl in club: He was in the gym earlier getting reem, and now he looks keen.
Example 2
Girl to German Phil: Would you like strawberries with your kreem?
Guy in club: Hey look at German Phil with that girl. He's so kreem.
Girl in club: He was in the gym earlier getting reem, and now he looks keen.
Example 2
Girl to German Phil: Would you like strawberries with your kreem?
by Venezuelan Eric November 26, 2011
A kreem mop is a guy that is in the so called "friends zone" with a girl and often acts as her shoulder to cry on when another guy who she has sex and/or a relationship with, dumps her or causes her emotional pain. He is a kreem mop because the "asshole" guy has sex with her while the "friends zone" guy is there to clean up the other man's wrong doings as he comforts her and bears all the emotional complaining.
Guy 1: Do you intend to escalate things with her?
Guy 2: No dude, I intend to keep her in the friends zone and be her shoulder to cry on when some guy fucks her in the ass and cums on her face while I'm the kreem mop there to clean her up.
Guy 2: No dude, I intend to keep her in the friends zone and be her shoulder to cry on when some guy fucks her in the ass and cums on her face while I'm the kreem mop there to clean her up.
by eMpTy009 March 10, 2010
Crack-head, known for dealing "the crack" and for sweating yellow sweat. Hated by many, this individiual is a known felon and should be treated with extreme caution (many=all) Owen shut up.
by Ari Gunnerson May 23, 2003