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A new country in the Balkan Peninsula. Declared Independence from serbia on February 17, 2008, after many many years of fighting against fucking serbia.
Kosova is the greatest country alive with the greatest people, except for the serbian asses who wont leave and think that Kosova is serbian....haha stupid idiots.
kosova by shqipe April 3, 2008
the proper, albanian word for kosovo
kosovo is just a word the rest of the world uses
for example ENGLAND is the word english speaking people use. other countries use different words.
and to all you hating racist people that seem to hate kosovo so much, stop and think. The only reason that "kosovans are beggars that take refuge in other countries" is because of all the serbians. if none of that bullshit happened then there wouldnt be such a problem. so stop hating on the kosovans and start hating on serbians.
AND all those dumb-ass people who say kosovans caused the violence can go and jump off a cliff. being a kosovan and having kosovan parents who lived through the problems i know the truth and so does every other kosovan. Milosejvic tried to wipe out everything to do with the true kosvo and albanian. they 1) tried to stop us speaking albanian or 2) they would close every school in kosovo. being the die-hard patriots we are we chose option 1.
AND also every kosovan knows that the crisis in kosova started well before it was on the news.
Dont get me wrong i have nothing against SERBIA
its YUGOSLAVIA that i hate.
but some serbians seem to be confused and hate kosovans, forgetting that they are serbian now, not yugoslavian.
Also, i think that Serbia and Kosova have the best family values these days. i would prefer seeing cousins and family rather than seeing friends. because i can have all the fun but with my family!!
so to all you kosovan hater and confused serbians..........
Mbylle gojen!!
Racist english person who cant accept kosova's difficult history but is starting to understand the truth: "stop comin in our country, even though you havent done anything wrong, even though i claim you use our money when actually you are forced to live in poor quality council flats and have old Volkswagen Golfs instead of our snazzy mercedes and bmws..."
Kosova by *Kosovo is not serbain* December 9, 2008

Kosova eshte shqiperi 

Sign of manliness, big balls and big brain. It means "Kosovo is Albania"

If you hear anybody say this, chances are they got a big dick and at least 2 Serbian organs in their pocket
Person 1: Kosova eshte shqiperi

Person 2: fuck yeah, finally, somebody with common sense.
Kosova eshte shqiperi by koolbirb January 12, 2022

Diona Kosova

The best person that could ever exist
She’s kind, caring, and loving
She’s the best friend you could ever have

Never let her go
Oh Diona Kosova is the best person on earth

I know right

Korova Milk Bar 

The Korova Milk Bar was featured in the book 'A Clockwork Orange' by Anthony Burgess and more famously the film adaptation by Stanley Kubrick of the same title. The Korova Milk Bar is a bar for minors that sells "Milk Plus" meaning the milk is often laced with a drug of your choice, either Vellocet, Synthemesc, Drencrom. Vellocet in the story is supposed to be a fictional opioid, probably similar to the ultra rare and coveted opioid dextromoramide said to be the most euphoric opioid ever when taken by mouth. Synthemesc is based of mescaline but a synthetic variant with similar effects presumably. Lastly Drencrom is Adrenochrome a real substance derived from epinephrine with strong euphoric stimulant effects similar to amphetamines and other unknown effects at higher doses. The bar features furniture in the shape of naked women and milk dispenses out of the nipples. Korova means "cow" in Russian.
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Kosomaha fe tezha

Egyption word used to describe a situation when every thing is already fucked up
-You should study hard-
kosomaha fe tezha
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kosovare 

a sweet, kind, and loving person who loves the wrong people too much and never remembers to love herself. she is a hard workers who is never lazy. she is under appreciated and often taken advantage of. she needs to learn people who treat her like trash won't change and she should kick them to the curb. she has to stop being a dumb whore and be the true queen she really is
really her name is kosovare? like the country?
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