kojema

a state of absolute apathy and total hopelessness from which it takes years to recover:

DERIVATIVES
ko·je·ma·esque adverb
ko·je·ma·nite noun someone who worships kojema as the
only true way of life

without noticing it he had slipped into kojema, and he knew that from that day on he was screwed

I can't stand that guy, he's a kojemanite

I like your style, you got a very kojemaesque thing going.

kojema by Kojema December 11, 2008

Hideo Kojima 

v. When you're doing a really good job at fucking your partner, and then decide to leave in the middle of sex.

My boyfriend was fantastic in bed last night until he Hideo Kojima'd my asshole.

Hideo Kojima by adventfuturist February 8, 2017

A Hideo Kojima Game 

When a repressed film director fills his video game(s) with more cutscenes than gameplay.

Gamer #1: "This game, MGS2, has more cutscenes than gameplay."

Gamer #2: "This is 'A Hideo Kojima Game', which entails you're more in for an interactive movie rather than a stright up video game, so put that controller down for 8 hours, this is the bit with the Peter Stillman saga."

Gamer #1: "He should have called himself Video Kojima."

A Hideo Kojima Game by Camp Clarke February 25, 2011

Wrap it up Kojima

A term commonly used when something is taking too long to get it's point across.

''Wrap it up Kojima''

Wrap it up Kojima by Maldalorian January 8, 2020

Hideo Kojima 

Japanese video game designer currently employed by Konami Computer Entertainment Japan. Most widely recognized as the designer of the Metal Gear video game series. Generally regarded as the reigning master of postmodern game design, and perhaps second only to Shigeru Miyamoto in terms of current influence on the gaming industry.

Hideo Kojima's efforts in game design will shape the industry for years to come.

Hideo Kojima by Danin April 22, 2004

Kojima 

god

"KOJIMA IS GOD, KOJIMA IS GOD, KOJIMA IS GOD!!!!"

Kojima by Availability November 22, 2019

Hideo Kojima 

The man behind the Metal Gear and Metal Gear Solid series. His other name is "God".

Was voted "One of the most influential man in shaping the future" by Newsweek.

His games often contain references to cloning.

Also vice-president of Konami.

I am the best. You all suck.

Hideo Kojima by Siegfried November 27, 2004