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koerber

Koerber: (n.) Noun
Someone who can't handle their drugs, even the smallest amount of any recreational substance induces paranoia psychosis
Koeber (n.) Noun:
Bro, I wouldn't smoke any dope with that guy Shawn, one hit and hell flip his shit. I heard he's a Koerber.

Koerberd (adj.) Adjective
I gave Shawn one blast and he was straight up Koerberd, started waving down cops thinking I was an assassin sent to kill him.
by Dick Shinairie October 14, 2015
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koerber

A Koerber is a drug induced paranoid scisophrenic tattle tail. They became delusional nervous and irrational upon the introduction of any kind of mind/mood altering substance into the bloodstream.
We smoked just a few hits with that shit, a this Koerber starts chasing down cops cars waving tlfor help he said we were paid to murder and then he tarted jerking off In the bushes.
by Dick Shinairie October 26, 2015
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Kerberos

A crude internet act where a woman, usually in a massive multiplayer online video game, posts an encrypted sexual message in a public chat. Usually about her boobs in exchange for in-game money.
General Chat Entrixa: 'i have two large orc stalks in your tangodanjo. Can I have 3 gold?'
General Chat Hundrel: 'dude i think that chick just kerberos'd you.
General Chat Jogfirth: 'anyone have 3gold?'
by IVLeaguescholar March 2, 2011
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Kerbert

A very cool guy that will be there when you got toyed by the hoe, and eventually makes you bi-curious and then talk you into your next wife. Funny guy with a funny accent!
Thank you Kerbert, please hold me tighter...
by JollyJude June 25, 2021
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Leo Koerner

A person of higher status than a ryan and a total badass
Ryan: i wish i was leo Koerner.
by Leon k December 8, 2010
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jacob koerner

Kaitlyn: jacob i want to fuck u
John: I want to fuck you
Jacob koerner : john fuck me
by 69peepeebutt69 December 4, 2019
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kerberos

historically:
a 3-headed dog that in Greek mythology guards the entrance to Hades.
The term now is most commonly used to describe an encryption method used to communicate on a network.
Tom: Somehow my kerberos ticket got all f'ed up and was sending the wrong username causing all kinds of chaos.
Fred: I hate everything ever, nothing just works. I quit.
by Eric April 6, 2004
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