koerber 

Koerber: (n.) Noun
Someone who can't handle their drugs, even the smallest amount of any recreational substance induces paranoia psychosis

Koeber (n.) Noun:
Bro, I wouldn't smoke any dope with that guy Shawn, one hit and hell flip his shit. I heard he's a Koerber.

Koerberd (adj.) Adjective
I gave Shawn one blast and he was straight up Koerberd, started waving down cops thinking I was an assassin sent to kill him.

koerber by Dick Shinairie October 14, 2015

koerber 

A Koerber is a drug induced paranoid scisophrenic tattle tail. They became delusional nervous and irrational upon the introduction of any kind of mind/mood altering substance into the bloodstream.

We smoked just a few hits with that shit, a this Koerber starts chasing down cops cars waving tlfor help he said we were paid to murder and then he tarted jerking off In the bushes.

koerber by Dick Shinairie October 26, 2015

Kerberos 

A crude internet act where a woman, usually in a massive multiplayer online video game, posts an encrypted sexual message in a public chat. Usually about her boobs in exchange for in-game money.

General Chat Entrixa: 'i have two large orc stalks in your tangodanjo. Can I have 3 gold?'
General Chat Hundrel: 'dude i think that chick just kerberos'd you.
General Chat Jogfirth: 'anyone have 3gold?'

Kerberos by IVLeaguescholar March 2, 2011

Kerbert

A very cool guy that will be there when you got toyed by the hoe, and eventually makes you bi-curious and then talk you into your next wife. Funny guy with a funny accent!

Thank you Kerbert, please hold me tighter...

Kerbert by JollyJude June 25, 2021

Leo Koerner 

A person of higher status than a ryan and a total badass

Ryan: i wish i was leo Koerner.

Leo Koerner by Leon k December 8, 2010

jacob koerner 

sexy beast with a fat ass

Kaitlyn: jacob i want to fuck u
John: I want to fuck you
Jacob koerner : john fuck me

jacob koerner by 69peepeebutt69 December 4, 2019

kerberos 

historically:
a 3-headed dog that in Greek mythology guards the entrance to Hades.
The term now is most commonly used to describe an encryption method used to communicate on a network.

Tom: Somehow my kerberos ticket got all f'ed up and was sending the wrong username causing all kinds of chaos.
Fred: I hate everything ever, nothing just works. I quit.

kerberos by Eric April 6, 2004