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He's just a knob head with no knob.
by Cate December 11, 2003
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Used to refer to or insult a foolish person.

See also: dickhead
"He's such a knobhead."

"You absolute knobhead."
by Kelly December 22, 2004
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<noun> British offensive slang term used as a variant of "Dick head" to describe an obnoxious person or someone who has acted in a peculiar and/or ludicrous manner.
"You fucking knob-head! Why did you do that?!"
by Stuart Fletcher November 01, 2004
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Northern term of endearment. Can be used both positively and negatively dependant on tone of voice!
How many times do I have to tell you, ya knob head.
Oi Brian, get some teaching done, ya knob head!
Is he a scum fan {Manchester United}? Yeah, he's a proper knob head.
by Sir Sean November 27, 2006
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This word can be used in all circumstances and with anyone, especially students who like to expand their knowledge of English...
Kinky Bob is a knobhead!!!Who is unable to take the piss out of someone!!
by Tracey the lap dancer October 23, 2004
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