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Krisessed 

1. Krisessed:

Obsession with the actress Kristen Stewart.

2. Krisessed:

Combination of "Kris" and "obsessed"

3. Krisessed:

Has a major crush on her or would turn gay for her...

4. Krisessed:

Dreams of her every night and wishes to be the cigarette she's smoking at the moment.
I dream of Kristen Stewart every night.. I am A KRISESSED!

I have the name "Kristen Stewart" all over my biology notebook! I'm such a Krisessed!

My pillow case has a picture of Kristen Stewart.
Related Words

knifesexual 

Knifesexual (n)

1. sexual attraction to knives or sharp objects, particularly blood stained
2. someone who uses knives in a sexual manner or to sexually pleasure themselves
Did you see albert's knife collection? He's knifesexual.

Kinfested 

When a location, usually a multiple acre tract of land, is inhabited by members of the same extended family. Dwelling types include travel trailers and shacks.
"The ranch property down the road was so beatiful until the trashy family moved in with all their relatives and kinfested it."
Kinfested by TJFromTJ August 4, 2016

Knifesexual 

Not real :/

you dont have a sexual preferance for knifes.
just stop
"Dude that one weird girl says shes knifesexual" "HAH, thats not a thing"