klurt

something that enters or exits (or both) a hole of some kind

The klurt that I experienced last night wasn't that satisfying at the beginning, but towards the end it became glorious.

by suswikileak December 12, 2017

Klurt

Kut (Dutch for Cunt) + Alert

Pronounced Klerr-t

Person 1"Dude, look behind you,"
Person 2 "What?"
Person 1 "Klurt!"
Person 2 "Klurt."

by VAGNorD1011! January 26, 2017