klurt

something that enters or exits (or both) a hole of some kind

The klurt that I experienced last night wasn't that satisfying at the beginning, but towards the end it became glorious.

by suswikileak December 12, 2017

Klurt

Kut (Dutch for Cunt) + Alert

Pronounced Klerr-t

Person 1"Dude, look behind you,"
Person 2 "What?"
Person 1 "Klurt!"
Person 2 "Klurt."

by VAGNorD1011! January 26, 2017

Kurtaism

Kurtaism is a religion known for worshiping “Kurapika” ⛓🔴👄🔴⛓ We say “AKAKU🛐🛐⛓” as daily prayers. ✨✨✨

Person A: My religion is Kurtaism

Person B: Oh Akaku 🛐😔🙏

by Jadestorm846 October 29, 2020

Kurtaism

A religion solely based on Kurapika Kurtaism from Hunter x Hunter. He is our god and savior and must be praised. akaku akaku akaku moesakaru 🛐

Person A: “Hey did u do ur daily prayers? It’s part of our Kurtaism religion.”
Person B: “Omg I forgot I’ll go do it now.”
Person B: “akaku akaku akaku moesakaru 🛐 policemen swear to god 🛐”

by Kurapika’s loyal follower October 29, 2020

Kurtaism

A religion solely based on Kurapika, our god and savior. We must pray to him everyday. Akaku akaku akaku morsakaru.

“Hey did you pray to Kurapika today our god and savior? It’s part of our religion Kurtaism”
“Omg I forgot I’m gonna go do that right now.”
“akaku akaku akaku moesakaru 🛐 policemen swear to god 🛐”

by Kurapika’s loyal follower October 29, 2020

Kurtaism

A religion solely based on Kurapika, our god and savior. We must pray to him everyday. Akaku akaku akaku morsakaru.

“Hey did you pray to Kurapika today our god and savior? It’s part of our religion Kurtaism”
“Omg I forgot I’m gonna go do that right now.”
“akaku akaku akaku moesakaru 🛐 policemen swear to god 🛐”

by Kurapika’s loyal follower October 29, 2020

Kurtaism

This is a very powerful amazing religion completely dedicated to Kurapika. Kurapika is our one and only lord and savior. Many including myself have decided to dedicate from this point on our lives all to Kurapika. One of our common phrases that must be used on a daily basis is “AKAKU🛐”. I, WE, love Kurapika with all our hearts. Nothing can separate us and our loyalty to Kurapika. JOIN OUR RELIGION YOU WONT REGRET IT.

Person 1: Did you say your daily Akaku🛐’s and your daily prayers to Kurapika?
Person 2: Oh! How could I forget the most important part of my day and life! ⛓🛐AKAKU🛐AKAKU🛐POLICEMEN🛐SWEAR TO🛐MOESEKARU🛐⛓ 🛐Kurtaisms, 1:46: Never disrespect thy Kurapika, our one and only true savior.🛐⛓

by ⛓🛐Kurapika’s🛐Worshiper🛐⛓ October 31, 2020