Kip

Noun. A female who only uses dating websites for attention or a quick ego boost. Said women have no intention of going out on dates with any of the men they meet online and will often leave you on read, cancel on you last minute, or not give clear time tables as to when they can go out. They get their name from the Napoleon Dynamite character, Kip, who pathetically brags to Napoleon about “chatting with hot babes online.” In 2004, this was a laughable flex but in the 2020s, it’s lifestyle for many women. This pathetic lifestyle is reinforced by shows such as “Call her Daddy.”

Guy: So when are you free this week?
Girl: I’m not sure.

Guy: I’ve talked to you for three months now and we still haven’t met in person.
Girl: I have trust issues.

Guy: Naw that’s some bullshit, you’re just a Kip!

by Jerkassjohnny October 19, 2021

Kip

A gender-nuetral name

"my name is kip"

by Spirit_bread October 21, 2020

kip

A highly annoying cop that arrests attractive females in an attempt to gain a date.

" Look at that dirty kip over there arresting Ashley from the strip club again..he's just trying to get in her pants"

by Janatosh September 25, 2018

kip

kip is a word you can use to describe anything. i use it to describe myself. it could be pronouns ex: kip/kipself. you can use it however you like!

if use use them as pronouns: kip is very sweet! i like that dress for kipself

just in general: aww that skirt is very kip!

by ranboo December 28, 2021

Kip

Alternative trendy version of “slay.”

“Man your outfit is kipped to the max!”

“That’s so kip!”

by digitalfootprint00 August 21, 2022

Kip

The State Of Someone, How they look

Look at the kip of him he's scruffy

by Kymex September 7, 2023

Kip

The State Of Someone, How someone looks

Lad Look At The Kip Of Him He's A Scruff

by Kymex September 7, 2023