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When everyone wants to be in charge of a shitty job or task.
Boss: Somebody shit on the coats. Who wants to clean it up?

Worker 1: I'll do it.

Worker 2: No , I'll do it, I know where the cleaning supplies are.

Worker 1: Well, I'll lick it clean.

Adviser: You two can fight all you want about who can clean shit better, but I'm King of Shit Island.
by XP-Guidogangsta January 21, 2014
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