Boss: Somebody shit on the coats. Who wants to clean it up?
Worker 1: I'll do it.
Worker 2: No , I'll do it, I know where the cleaning supplies are.
Worker 1: Well, I'll lick it clean.
Adviser: You two can fight all you want about who can clean shit better, but I'm King of Shit Island.
Worker 1: I'll do it.
Worker 2: No , I'll do it, I know where the cleaning supplies are.
Worker 1: Well, I'll lick it clean.
Adviser: You two can fight all you want about who can clean shit better, but I'm King of Shit Island.
by XP-Guidogangsta January 22, 2014
(insult) An individual who believes they are important when in fact they aren't. Usually a person in a mediocre position leading a mediocre project or team. Very prevelant in the U.S. military.
by Jim December 6, 2003
A statement made to or about an individual who thinks highly of themselves and has delusions of grandeur.
Since Ron became supervisor I don't know what has come over him. He has been acting like king shit of terd island when he makes a decision. I'm really beginning to find it irritating.
egotistical self-importance
egotistical self-importance
by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015