As a female is having oral performed on her, she defecates, and her excrement gets attached to her partner's chin, thus making him look like King Tut. This is essentially the female version of a blumpkin.
After Jill has had the pleasure of giving Benjamin the blumpkin, she lays down on the sofa to give Benjamin the King Tut.
by Junextang November 6, 2006
As a female is having oral performed on her, she defecates, and her excrement gets attached to her partner's chin, thus making him look like King Tut. This is essentially the female version of a blumpkin.
After Jill has had the pleasure of giving Benjamin the blumpkin, she lays down on the sofa to give Benjamin the King Tut.
by Junextang November 5, 2006
The act of wrapping your penis in toilet paper before pleasuring yourself. Mummifying your member in this manner prevents you from spilling baby batter all over your keyboard.
by SeñorPotatoFace August 4, 2016
1) A penis that favors only the greatest tuna.
2) A penis that is incapable of penetrating a just so-so pussy.
2) A penis that is incapable of penetrating a just so-so pussy.
Marty: Hey do you think Hugo is going to have sex with that new girl in school? I mean, she's not great, but she's bangable.
Wally: Naw man, you know he's has a King Tut dick.
Wally: Naw man, you know he's has a King Tut dick.
by Timmythetooth69 February 23, 2010
an absolute god. the best rapper chandler arizona has ever seen. got bailed out by dababy. he hard asf
omg he’s such a king tut king shad! he just fought a kid and got arrested but got bailed out by dababy!
by lividbiscuit August 10, 2020
(adj.)
1.A piece of jewelry so ostentatiously expensive that it is fit for royalty.
2.A weapon (or any other object) that is incredibly important and hidden from sight (in reference to King Tut's hidden tomb).
1.A piece of jewelry so ostentatiously expensive that it is fit for royalty.
2.A weapon (or any other object) that is incredibly important and hidden from sight (in reference to King Tut's hidden tomb).
Casual: Rolls gold, King Tut Piece, flooded with boulders..
Ghostface Killah: Oh shit! Bookhead, just bought a 5, G had a King Tut Piece
Ghostface Killah: Oh shit! Bookhead, just bought a 5, G had a King Tut Piece
by Logos2 November 25, 2008
A sexual act in which one forciably inserts jagged grains of sand into the urtethra of their partner, preferably with the aid of a straw or ballpoint pain.
by Matt "Reach Around" Zablocki February 27, 2006