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Even if he's got a reason or excuse, he's still a no-good penguin killer!
Even if he's got a reason or excuse, he's still a no-good penguin killer!
Attentive and Loving Girlfriend: Dear, I feel like we've been together long enough and I really do love you. Can I give you a blow job please?
Penguin Killer: Darling, let's take our time. I don't wanna rush things. Besides, I have a cold right now.
GF: Alright, alright. You're right, I'm sorry. Can I at least kiss you?
PK: Like I said, I've a cold. Sorry.
GF: ... Bollocks.
Penguin Killer: Darling, let's take our time. I don't wanna rush things. Besides, I have a cold right now.
GF: Alright, alright. You're right, I'm sorry. Can I at least kiss you?
PK: Like I said, I've a cold. Sorry.
GF: ... Bollocks.
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