kilauea is a tall boy with dark brown hair and dark eyes with long eyelashes that accentuates them. he has a very goofy personality and try’s his best to look at things glass half full. He try’s to act all tough and pimp on the outside. but once you really get to know him you’ll see he is a soft lover boy. he is most definitely the handsomest boy to ever walk the earth and all the girls wish he was theirs.
An asshole that erupts with fiery, explosive, liquid shits. Rectal lava, if you will. Capable of destroying one’s bunghole and every toilet encountered.
Those wings were a mistake. I’ve had Kilauea Ass all day.
This flu is the worst. My bunghole looks like raw hamburger thanks to Kilauea Ass.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.