kia soul

A car driven by life sized hamsters, or a hip guy named Devon, who may even grow back his soul patch to further substantiate his cars reasoning for picking him.

What is that on your face? Its just a Kia Soul patch. No big deal.

kia soul by Manster2013 May 4, 2015

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Kia Soul

A type of car from the brand Kia that looks like a toaster on wheels.

I saw a Kia Soul in the toaster section today, how fitting.

Kia Soul by Iron-ith Man-ith October 11, 2021

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Kia soul

Car that consumes human souls and converts them into life-like hamsters. It is unknown what Kia concocts in order to keep this cars from being banned from sale. Deep dark magic may be used in these vehicles. Stay far away from these evil spirits. Or else you’ll be converted into a rat-like man named Kevin.

Keith was found running on a hamster wheel and drinking from a hamster bottle yesterday. Police are stumped as to what happened to him.

I think he bought a Kia soul. ( 2013 lime green 0% down 45% compound interest). And was transferred into the body of a small rodent.

Kia soul by LeightonLaxadives7 June 27, 2024

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Kia soul syndrome

Usually an Arizona driver who’s driving record is so bad they only qualify for a Kia soul in the lime green color or a syndrome of any Kia soul driver being a fucking idiot on the road

That Kia soul just cut me off they definitely have Kia soul syndrome.

Kia soul syndrome by Leahsky205 March 7, 2024