kia soul 

A car driven by life sized hamsters, or a hip guy named Devon, who may even grow back his soul patch to further substantiate his cars reasoning for picking him.

What is that on your face? Its just a Kia Soul patch. No big deal.

kia soul by Manster2013 May 4, 2015

Kia Soul 

A type of car from the brand Kia that looks like a toaster on wheels.

I saw a Kia Soul in the toaster section today, how fitting.

Kia Soul by Iron-ith Man-ith October 11, 2021

Kia soul 

Car that consumes human souls and converts them into life-like hamsters. It is unknown what Kia concocts in order to keep this cars from being banned from sale. Deep dark magic may be used in these vehicles. Stay far away from these evil spirits. Or else you’ll be converted into a rat-like man named Kevin.

Keith was found running on a hamster wheel and drinking from a hamster bottle yesterday. Police are stumped as to what happened to him.

I think he bought a Kia soul. ( 2013 lime green 0% down 45% compound interest). And was transferred into the body of a small rodent.

Kia soul by LeightonLaxadives7 June 27, 2024

Kia soul syndrome 

Usually an Arizona driver who’s driving record is so bad they only qualify for a Kia soul in the lime green color or a syndrome of any Kia soul driver being a fucking idiot on the road

That Kia soul just cut me off they definitely have Kia soul syndrome.

Kia soul syndrome by Leahsky205 March 7, 2024

Kia soul owner 

Child of devil

Let’s go beat up that Kia soul owner, why? Because they are a Kia soul owner

Kia soul owner by literal-gargoyle April 13, 2025

Green Kia Soul 

Green Kia soul is a hidden word for sex. If someone asks for a green kia soul, give it to them *wink*

They just Green Kia Soul’d.
Do you wanna go Green Kia Soul?

Green Kia Soul by greenkiasoullover December 2, 2021

national kia soul day 

National Kia Soul day is where you appreciate Kia Souls - the hamster cars!

Ayo, is that a Kia Soul? Yeah it’s national kia soul day!

national kia soul day by kadeyywadey August 24, 2022