Person 1: That bitch is a keyboard, a grabbed her ass and she didnt say shit.
Person 2: Damn, really? wait a minute, a check out her back space.
Person 2: Damn, really? wait a minute, a check out her back space.
by Toronto Raptors January 27, 2008
by BGandAN September 9, 2005
by Spider_3717 October 3, 2007
Bobby: Hello, IT Support! Yeah, apologies for all of the Keyboard Crust. I've been using my work's laptop to watch porn
by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019
A silicone protector that prevents crumbs from getting into the keyboard. Normally it is removable and washable.
by Always uses a keyboard December 20, 2012
An white collar worker worker who spends their day in an office doing little else than tapping at a keyboard all day. The work is monotonous, pointless and without any meaning
by mangled August 9, 2021
The act of typing in all the letters of the keyboard in various orderly patterns, and then entering the result into a search engine. Notable patterns are qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, and plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq. This most notably done by people with office jobs, or those who have way to much time on their hands.
Almost all those who have worked in an office have experienced at least some degree of keyboard boredom.
by Tad Strange October 22, 2015