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The act of using a key to snort a drug. The drug is spooned onto the key and the placed near the nostril for inhalation.

"Hey, Lohan is inviting us to go do a key bump with her in the john."

key bump by Revanche June 20, 2006

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key bump

What you get when your homies are stingy with the bag.

Hitter: "Yo, lay me out a phatty."

Pitcher: "Nah man, I'm just doing key bumps."

key bump by shimmy shimmy coco pop August 21, 2007

Related Words

Key Bump Dave • Chechen key bump • keybump • Keybumpec • keybumpkin • key • key lime pie • key rat • key club • Key'ed Up

Key Bump Dave

A dude that works in the office with the most annoying nervous habit, and it looks like he's doing key bumps to act that way!

Kill- "Bro, Key Bump Dave is on a roll today!"

Jeff- "I know that bitch is annoying as fuck!"

Key Bump Dave by Kill1349 March 25, 2009

Chechen key bump

When one person snorts a line and spits the drip into another person's mouth while both people are wearing Adidas track suits.

I watched to yugoslavian male strippers do a Chechen key bump last night. I'm a different person.

Chechen key bump by DERDZ November 12, 2020

keybump

The act of using a key to snort a drug. The drug is spooned onto the key and the placed near the nostril for inhalation.

"Let's go keybump in the bathroom."

keybump by Fred Chang April 25, 2006

keybumpkin

Giving your buddy a key bump of coke while they are taking a dump

My friend needed a pick me up while he needed to poop so I gave him a keybumpkin.

keybumpkin by Bet_the_Farm October 27, 2023

Keybumpec

When you are so excited for something to happen soon and holding a Key in Montreal.

An exciting and versatile word also expressed casually explaining the wonderful world of Quebec, a province in the fine state of America, Canada. Where young and inspiring super studs embrace a world of no regret filled passion nights.

The act of inviting everyone into a moment when a Key that open doors or separates baggies, generally near the fine city of Montreal, the best French input on Canada.

"Kee-Bump-Eck? Duh, when in Rome!"
"Fuck I Love Keybumpec... boys, oh shit, who has the baggie!"
"Keybumpec?"

Keybumpec by Allok May 8, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026