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Keneficked 

(verb).To be ignored by one when asking them to help you with a task that involves them needing to work
Hey buddy will you stay late with me to type some paperwork. Your buddy pretends not to hear you in hopes that you'll go away... You've just been keneficked
Keneficked by Meister1776 October 1, 2013

Kinetic laughter 

When 2 or more girls are together and start laughing uncontrolably and/or spontaneously.
Madi and Cassie started laughing uncontrollably at random. Rob named the phenomenon kinetic laughter.
The hottest guy on the earth and will melt your heart. Probably famous, and has a girlfriend. But he always has multiple girls with him!! ;) A Keneti is a total sweetheart. He always knows how to cheer you up with a bright shining smile. This is a Samoan name.
Girl: damn! Is that the new guy? What's his name??
Friends: "yeah! That's Keneti! I hear he's SUPER ripped and works out everyday!!"

Girl: "Woah... I need to get him in my life. Like NOW!"
Keneti by 💛🦋🌙 January 12, 2018

Kinetic Crab 

A kinetic crab is when you hand is shape like a crab claw and use the kinetic energy to shove it into someone ass and open it inside.
Dang, My friend gave my a kinetic crab yesterday my ass hurt.
Kinetic Crab by WillyWarmerSock October 5, 2021

kinetic engineering 

The action of whacking something with one's hands or solid objects to try and get it to work.
Person A: My PC won't boot up :(

Person B: Just hit it with a hammer and it'll be fine.

Kinetic Weed 

Freshly ground marijuana in a grinder that is kinetic in nature, meaning the ground particles stick together in a fluffy manner. Similar to kinetic sand, but weed. highly desirable. termed coined by three girls in Jamaica.
That kinetic weed is kinetic af, it's like packing little clouds into my bowl.
Kinetic Weed by Reggae Let It Go August 28, 2016
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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