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Kapoostify 

The opposite of a brain freeze when the brain just explodes due to overload
My mind will kapoostify if I listen to that TV program
Kapoostify by SH75 June 11, 2021
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kapoosta 

The first recorded consumption of "Kapoosta" was way back in the day, by immigrant magnetite down yonder in the hills of Heaven's To Mergatroid.

It was Billy Boy Jim Bob who discovered that Hell, if we aint got no meat, may as well eat them there plants.

He picked out what is now known as cabbage out of the field. He ate it and puked almost immediately and complained of stomach aich for hours on end, yelling OOOO my stomach hurts, OOOOO now I got the SHITS, Hence Crap-Oosta.

He said "Damn Woman-do something to this hear shit"! Hence "Crap". Crap-oosta! So she added water and a bunch of other shit (CRAP) to make it taste better.

So anyway, other sum bitches was starving down in the village, so Billy Joe Jim Bob decided to sell this Crap-oosta, but new shit wouldn't sell to the local varmints. Fortunately Billy Joe Jim Bob had a speech impediment and couldn't pronounce the Letter "R". Yea, he was a forked tongue Sum-Bitch.

There it became Kapoosta!
I want some kapoosta
kapoosta by Kapoosta Man May 9, 2016
It can mean abosultly anything you want it to. A term first used for a nick name of a boy but now used as a group friend slang term of "screw you" "Whatever" "Dumb ass" It is a word used to establish our creative minds and have the simple minds around us hearing in our conversation have no clue what we are saying even if we are insulting each other.
" KAPOOOOOSH!"
"UH God kapoosh to u 2"

Friend 1runs into wall
friend 2 :*Sigh* "Kapoosh"
Kapoosh by Meg March 29, 2005
An American communist. The word is based on the acronym for the Communist Party of the United States of America (CPUSA)
Bob: Hey Frank! How was your day today?
Frank: Not good. I found out my son supports communism. I'm not sure what to do.
Bob: I'd disown my son if he was a kapoosa.
Kapoosa by DontLikeKapoosas December 15, 2023