kamikaze wingman 

a wingman who takes a major hit for the team by taking the fugly, nasty and/or fat grenade.

Jeff is the greatest wingman of all time. He'll always offer to go on those suicide missions and kamikaze wingman for me with those heffalump bitches.

kamikaze wingman by brokedownman August 5, 2010

Kamikaze Wingman 

A friend used as support while approaching potential partners who runs interference on your attempts to connect instead watching your back.

Tracy: I need the help of a kamikaze wingman like I need dysentery and a cardboard strainer.

Hepburn: If you pull a kamikaze wingman with this girl I will seriously fuck your day up.

Kamikaze Wingman by ReeseD January 15, 2011

kamikaze wingman 

a friend who inadvertantly cockblocks you when hitting on women by failing to engage your target's friend, and instead aims for the very girl you are targeting. usually ends with you both leaving empty-handed.

can also describe any so-called wingman who actually makes your chances worse, rather than helps.

see also wingman, kamikaze.

"dude, she left because you weren't talking to her friend. instead you kept trying to one-up what i was saying to her!"

"her friend wasn't as hot as she was."

"yes, but it would have helped me out! you're such a kamikaze wingman!"

kamikaze wingman by lordspinky April 8, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004