K-Face

The art of leaving a chick's face completely covered in jizz. So much so that she can hardly breathe.

Oh man, that girl was so hot I totally K-Faced!

She could barely breathe, he K-Faced her so bad!

by Walman January 7, 2011

K Face

The face a pitcher, in baseball, has right before he strikes out a batter. This is comparable to a dunk face in basketball.

Did you see Hudson's K Face when he struck out Ryan Howard last night? Sent him straight to the dugout and made him cry.

by Just4sportsnation April 28, 2011

Kernel K-Face

A veteran of ketamine.

A person who rivals a dyson when hoovering up powder.

Someone who is similar to an elephant with respect to the kill dose of tranquillisers.

1. "Mother of god... Kernel K-Face is still conscious, that boy is a trooper."

2. "Today... Kernel K-Face was awarded the medal of honour for his bravery in the field of killing brain cells."

by The Crimson Adder May 11, 2010

Facebook A K

To post multiple comments on someone's wall like a machine gun.

I just Facebook A K ed that dumb monkey Jim.

by mnkey kilr June 13, 2010

F**kface

When you try to do something nice, productive, or useful, and it ends up fucking you back in a terrible way.

“I tried to be nice and buy my sister some roller blades, but she didn’t want them and the return process F**kfaced me”

by SexPatrol July 12, 2021