justin bieber

the act of having tremendously undersized genetalia
"Yo dan i was getting with jen last night and she has a justin bieber!!!!"
by Mr. truffles jr. December 25, 2009
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a cocky prick who cannot sing and has no talent but is an obvious fuckboy who thinks he can get girls
oh that fag is a real justin bieber
by urbanapi April 12, 2015
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Justin Bieber is a lesbian who was too gay to be on The L Word.
Hey did you know that Justin Bieber is a lesbian not gay?

Why don't they debate that shit on tv coz its worth it?
by daegyparad May 27, 2011
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1.the meaning of all universal gayness.
2.the reason of all brest cancer
3.the cause of your parents divorce
4.the reason people commit suicide
Usher:justin bieber is makin me lose all my ladies
random guy:why?
Usher:because he's SO JUSTIN BIEBER!
by XPXL April 20, 2011
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the biggest faggot on the radio that you'll EVER hear. he sounds like a 9 year old kid. teen-age girls literally worship the kid cuz of his girlish look. once he finally reaches puberty his career will be over. he's basically the biggest disgrace to modern-day music.
justin bieber: I'ma tell u one time!

a non-fan: SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY U FAGGOT!!!
by sldkfj March 15, 2010
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(it) a so called "talented" young "boy" that all the mental teenagers fall in love with

1. he's so hot he turns most teenage girls (not me) lesbian
2. he's 15 and sings about love (yeah right like you ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend{not sure on gender})
3. since he's so "talented" why does he never play on the radio ( i swear to Satan i've never heard him on the radio)
4. puts fake parties into the minds of young teenagers (where are all the DRUGS and ALCOHOL!)
5. rights shitty, shallow lyrics (baby, baby ohh {wow that's the most deepest song i've ever heard (notice the sarcasm)})
6. turns people blind by it's ugliness
7. makes people go deaf by it's terrible singing voice
8. has NO right to dress like a rocker (go back to shopping at hollister sand abrecrombie and fitch you little bitch {hey that rhymes})
9. (besides the lyrics) the beat to it's music is TERRIBLE (there's hardly any fuckin guitar)
10. makes Canadian music even worse (y'know Avril lavigne and Justin Bieber combined is like a living hell
stupid fan girl: shriek omg it's justin bieber
smart person: (looks around viciously for him while holding a cast iron pan to use as a weapon
by noonlelovesyou March 10, 2011
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