junk bunch

when a guy's junk gets bunched up within his pants, usually while wearing a cup.

Laxer Bro #1: Brah, you were touching your crotch all practice today. What's up with that?

Laxer Bro #2: Dude I know, fuckin junk bunch.

Laxer #1: Fuckin hate that shit man.

junk bunch by schneeblyn March 17, 2009

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junk-bunch

a phenomenon that occurs when a woman wearing men's/unisex sweat pants gets an awkward, protruding bunch in the crotch area, giving the illusion that she has "junk" (a.k.a. a penis)

Girl #1: Woah! Is there something you're not telling us...? What's up with your crotch?

Girl #2: No, I know, it's awkward, right? I totally borrowed my boyfriends sweats this morning... They give me junk-bunch 'cause they're way too big.

Girl #1: Good. I'm glad it's only junk-bunch. You had me concerned.

junk-bunch by rugamutz December 11, 2010

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junkpunch

To punch someone in the nuts. This is in contrast to roshambo-ing which refers to kicking someone in the nuts.

If you keep it up, you're going to get a junkpunch!

junkpunch by Biggiehaines November 16, 2006

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junkpunch

to punch someone in the vagina or penis.

they must deserve it.

I got so mad at that hoe i wanted to give her a junkpunch.

"oww my balls hurt!"
"why?"
"tori just gave me a junkpunch!"

junkpunch by Tori Tampon December 17, 2008

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JunkPunch

The act of punching someone, male, in the balls.

*after junkpunch*

Guy: "Why?!"

Girl: "You know why!"

JunkPunch by Ohbabyy. November 14, 2009

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junkmuncher

an idiot smoker who is consumed with self-pride and egotism, yet stinks, is annoying, and looks like a dickhead.

If that junkmuncher blows anymore smoke my way, I'm going to shove his cigarette down his throat and give him a wedgy.

junkmuncher by Funktified August 22, 2006

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ABG

An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.

"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."

ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009

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