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jungle rot 

A mildew or mold smell that typically occurs in a hot, humid environment due to the inability of things to properly dry out.
Dude, my swim suit smells like jungle rot because I didn't throw it in the dryer.
jungle rot by annaembee September 9, 2010

jungle rot 

The worse type of crotch rot. Usually affecting those with jungle booty and/or black tar crud. Sleeps around with anything.
jungle rot by Tarzan July 26, 2003

Jungle Dick Rot

A form of disease common in the jungle which will cause horrifically painful lesions upon one's genitals if contracted. This will eventually result in necrosis of the nether regions.
"Hey, are you good? You look like something's hurting you."
"Oh, I've just been sick all day."
"Is it Jungle Dick Rot?"
"What the fu-"

Rotten Dick Jungle

An disease in which your pubes grow so damn thick that it's like a jungle - it starts to wrap around your cock like a bushy wall, even Trump doesn't wanna get in on that shit. And then it rots. Pretty self explanatory. It's gonna be lions and tigers and bears and shit in there too, probably Ebola, a barrel of fuckin monkeys, the whole goddamn shebang. TL;DR shave it to save it from rotten dick jungles.
Skye-"hey man, how've you been holding up lately?"
Riley-"not good man. My cock fell off from a bad case of rotten dick jungle."
Skye- "lol rip"

jungleroo 

Silly physical excercises conducted while completely shitfaced in the outdoors. I.e. drunken leapfrog.
Nate and Ian drank all day, then had a great big jungleroo in the yard, complete with lots of spinning and leapfrog.
jungleroo by Zephyr Leader August 30, 2005

junglerozz 

I have nothing to do and I'm horny I guess I'll stay at home and junglerozz all night
junglerozz by Josh Mcclenney October 9, 2007