jump drive

a term used by the computer illiterate to describe a flash drive.

Computer illiterate person: "Let me get my jump drive so we can navigate the world wide web."
Normal person: "STFU. It's called a flash drive."

by sixtyninesofine July 17, 2010

jump drive

a memory card that's about three inches long that has as much memory as most computers. you can "jump" them from computer to computer without having to load a cd program first.very useful for saving and transmitting files from computer to computer.

Person 1:Man, I lost my jump drive for my computer science class and it had all my notes on it for the test!!
Person 2:Haha damn man I had mine so I passed.

by J Ransburg February 7, 2006

jump drive

A hypothetical propulsion technology that allows a vehicle to teleport instantaneously via an artificially-created wormhole.

I bought a jump drive for my car so I could get to work in five minutes.

by MatthiasFW September 26, 2008

jump drive jerk

Mentally storing a person or situation for later use in a masturbation fantasy.

My boy Frank and I were at the strip club last week. There was this blonde with a killer body. He said he was going to jump drive jerk her later. Great call!

by Moonjacker July 31, 2011