by maagik January 13, 2019
Call the judge and get some fudge
Call the judge and get some fudge
Are you okay?
Nope.
Are you a doctor?
Maybe
Where's your MD?
Mah dick
Your DM
You tryna slide in the DMs
PARDON!?!?!??!?!?
You tryna slide in the DMs
What the fuck are you talkin about
You know, Twitter?
YUP.
Are you okay?
Nope.
Are you a doctor?
Maybe
Where's your MD?
Mah dick
Your DM
You tryna slide in the DMs
PARDON!?!?!??!?!?
You tryna slide in the DMs
What the fuck are you talkin about
You know, Twitter?
YUP.
by jwbdfjxkshsb November 23, 2021
can't judge a book by its cover since we all deserve a chance to know each other without judging based on appearance.
by ksjdopaijwsdpoqwjfoidhsfpio February 17, 2015
A phrase typically sported by swag fags, gangbangers, wannabe gangbangers, wiggers, drug addicts and the like in order to justify or enable their shitty habits or behaviors. This phrase is often uttered most by those who would be the last person you would think of when thinking of a disciple of God. The moral equivalent of starting a fight then saying, "You wouldn't hit someone with glasses, would you?"
"Hey, John. You should really stop sleeping with 15 year olds and using your Moms money on tattoos of your birth year."
"Stfu, nigga. Only God can judge me."
"Stfu, nigga. Only God can judge me."
by BigRed527 December 10, 2014
A millitary saying that means...you would rather accidently kill a civilian then the chance that it is not a civilian and he kills u..
so that way u go to court and get judged to see if u get jail time..
instead of going home in a body bag carried by your fellow soilders
so that way u go to court and get judged to see if u get jail time..
instead of going home in a body bag carried by your fellow soilders
soilder: that man has a wepon im going to take him down!
liberal fagot: no u cant he hasent shot at u yet! we have to wait for him to shoot and then u can engage in action.
soilder: wtf he has a wepon and its pointed in our direction! if he shoots at us 1 of us might get hit and die!
liberal fagot: thats a chance we have to take!
soilder: what the fuck ever id rather be judged by 12 then carried by 6
(bang bang)
liberal fagot: no i cant bealive u killed him without him killin 1 of us first!
liberal fagot: no u cant he hasent shot at u yet! we have to wait for him to shoot and then u can engage in action.
soilder: wtf he has a wepon and its pointed in our direction! if he shoots at us 1 of us might get hit and die!
liberal fagot: thats a chance we have to take!
soilder: what the fuck ever id rather be judged by 12 then carried by 6
(bang bang)
liberal fagot: no i cant bealive u killed him without him killin 1 of us first!
by Nathan Davis October 19, 2007
by HELLBOY JAGO March 23, 2021
To be judged by 12 is to go to court and to be judged by a 12 man jury, which all court trials have.
To be carried by 6 is to be dead. It is common for 6 people to carry a coffin (3 on each side) to and from the hearse.
In total the phrase "I'd rather be judged by 12, than carried by 6" means that the person would rather kill someone and go to prison than to, themself, be killed and have to be buried.
To be carried by 6 is to be dead. It is common for 6 people to carry a coffin (3 on each side) to and from the hearse.
In total the phrase "I'd rather be judged by 12, than carried by 6" means that the person would rather kill someone and go to prison than to, themself, be killed and have to be buried.
I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6
by Outlaw2DaDeath December 31, 2005