judge joe brown

verb-to be told off or schooled by an older man, who is probably right for getting on your ass. If it's an older woman, use the verb judge judy.

bobby: when my dad finds out i wrecked his car he's gonna judge joe brown me for hours.

by earpuller September 27, 2005

Judge Joe Brown

When you are having anal sex with a girl, pull out your dick, take off the shitty condom and put it under her nose as a mustache. You then "gavel" her forehead with your dick.

I didn't know that she was that freaky in bed till she asked for a Judge Joe Brown.

by Andrew Sprunger December 6, 2007