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Ment as "Just Playin Around"
aflak2349: hey, you are a complete jackass for throwing a ball at me.

shades32454: what are you talking about???

aflak2349: jpa, relax
jpa by Kristie_C July 5, 2007
Words you can keep
"Jiff Pop Anonymous". The number one hang-out crew at Pennhurst run by fire-starting, bottle breaking, bat wielding kids. The graffiti tag, "JPA", can be seen thrown up all over da hurst. Member affiliation varies and changes daily. We throwin' people out all da time!
Yo. We JPA crew, and we run dis shit.
JPA by Sarah McConnell, JPA January 14, 2008
Related Words
jpa JPAL JPay jpaark JPAB JPac JPAG jpagger JPALIMM Jpank

corrlinks and jpay

(Corrlinks)A communication program in the judical system that allows inmates to contact their loved ones.(Jpay) A program that allows you to put money in inmates accounts
I was talking through the corrlink to Devante and Devante sent me a rack through Jpay. THANK GOD FOR THAT CORRLINKS AND JPAY
corrlinks and jpay by KingDb16 April 6, 2017
Name used to define a member of the Joystiq Podcast Appreciation Group.
Wow, that jpagger has eaten two bags of BBMT in one sitting!
jpagger by piNwi January 3, 2010
Adjective

1.Used to describe an individual who has an amazing sense of fashion, typically used to describe only the top tier in fashion/style.

2. Excessively fly
"Wow Kanye is jpank, did you see his GQ editorial?"

"When Asap Rocky made his debut on his earlier music videos, his style was high end yet street, clearly he was the most jpank rapper in the game"

"Jared actually stepped his game up this year, those yeezys confirm that he is jpank.

"I aint just fly, I am jpank"

"to be stylish is okay, to be jpank is better"
Jpank by Bay_area_650 April 12, 2017
A service provided to family and friends of inmates incarcerated in state, county and federal correction facilities.
Qua: and yeah, the bitch tried to change the password on JPay so i can't email him!
me: damn, that's fucked up.
JPay by dvaad February 27, 2011
The Joint Personnel Adjudication System (JPAS) was conceived and developed in the 1990’s and eventually designated as THE Department of Defense (DoD) System of Record for DoD personnel and entities to record clearance eligibility determinations and access to classified information, up to and including Top Secret. Scattered Castles is a database used by the Intelligence Community (IC) to record eligibility and accesses to Sensitive Compartmented Information (SCI) and other caveated programs. These databases are distinctly different in many ways and are not connected. It is essential for security personnel to know the differences and very valuable for candidates to understand them, as well.

JPAS is the system that DoD security personnel (primarily FSO’s) use daily for many actions. Functionality includes verifying clearance eligibility, requesting initial and periodic investigations via eQIP, documenting granting access and debriefing employees, submitting incident reports regarding issues that could affect an individual’s eligibility, requesting eligibility upgrading or verification by the DoD Central Adjudication Facility (CAF), and documenting Non-Disclosure Agreement issuances, as well as in and out processing of employees.
When you are having an active TSC from an IC organization and you are trying to get a job with DOD , your Security officer will transfer your Security information from Scattered Castles to JPAS.
JPAS by Mozhgan Hudiburgh May 14, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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