Jowered

A term that is used to describe when someone gets fucked. It’s another way of describing a bad ass action.

“Holy shit, you just got jowered!” “Your girl right there just got jowered by Wray Akins”

by Will jowers fan boy March 5, 2019

jower

To "jerk off" aka "masturbate" while in the shower

"i woke up with morning wood so i took a quick jower before i went to work"

by usvsalltheothers March 31, 2008

Jowering

The act of showering fully clothed while jumping rope. There must be at least 2 midgets, a can of french style green beans, and a 9 iron present when the jowering takes place. Perhaps the most successful way to please a woman, jowering has been known to make women climax simply upon mentioning it.

Spencer: Yo why are those two midgets here.
Josh: I was thinking about jowering later.
Spencer: Oh word. You mind if I join you??
Josh: No not at all, by all means, hoss.
Nicole: I think i just came, twice...

by Sterling Forester February 18, 2010