Jokes

A teacher asked her class...
"What is sex?"
Johnny got up and said :

*sex is a *temptation*
Caused by a *sensation*
Where a boy sticks his *location*
Into a girls *destination*
to increase the *population*
Of the next *generation*
Did you get my *explanation?*

Or do you need a

*demonstration*?
The teacher fainted.

these jokes are funny and freaky

by Honeyyy.jocelyn April 7, 2018

Joke

Something that someone says that should not be taken seriously, regardless of whether it is funny or not.

Guy 1: "Bro stfu about my mum, you didn't fuck her she was at home last night!"
Guy 2: "Dude chill it was a joke fucking hell!"

by Zapp9219 March 1, 2020

Joking

haha joke funny haha

boy: I love you
Girl: ok weird
boy: haha I was just joking, ugly bitch

by suckabiglulipop January 3, 2021

A joke

A word that has been fucking tarnished by assholes saying something rude than saying it was a joke

guy1: "The black should've remained slaves"

guy2: "holy shit dude that's not funny that's actually really offensive"

guy1: "Dude calm down it was a joke"

guy2: "STFU No, Do you think you can say anything to anyone and they would automatically be laughing because you said it was a joke?. The word 'joke' over the decades has been ruined by assholes like you saying offensive shit and using the phrase 'It was a joke' as some boring pathetic excuse"

by Mr.mcman203 February 22, 2021

</joke>

Used on message boards (forums). If someone doesn't get that your post is a joke, follow up the post with </joke>.

Me: Arn't you smart.
Other Person: Really?
Me: </joke>

by Richard August 11, 2004

Joking

something only men are able to pull off.

example 1: Women's rights

example 2: I wasn't joking when I told her she looked like a HORse.

by brogasm May 16, 2011

Joke

The only thing that's never taken seriously or even brought up 24/7 and is only funny when seen

I'm talking about you "schools."
trying to make life bland without jokes

by man this honestly sucks February 10, 2022