John Dorian

Derived from Chundorian or (Chunder), the labelling for one to be intoxicated and or heavily vomiting due to the effects of alcoholism.

Conor: Jesus.
Trav: Chundered.
Ian: Absolute John Dorian.

Man 1: "Did I see you chundering last night?"
Man 2: "Absolute John Dorian'd it all night."
Man 1: "Delicious"

by SideOrderWalker March 1, 2011

John Dorian and Cox

A slang term used to refer to the drink "Jack Daniels and Coke"

-The term references two character's from popular tv show Scrubs; J.D. and Dr. Cox

Gwyn: alrite mate, i think you owe me a few pound from earlier
will: ah you speak the truth. i'm off to the bar to get myself a drink now, want a john dorian and cox as collateral?
Gwyn: sounds fair

Samuel: alright! double john dorian and cox brother
Bartender:..a what?

by Brickytamland April 5, 2009

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by erectile dysfunctional family May 18, 2020