Jogling

to do the exact opposite of the proper thing in any situation.

examples:

1. tell a black woman a black joke
2. post 1000 facebook messages a day to f-up everyone's feed
3. profess your love on the third date
4. brag about your sexual conquests around women
5. finance your education
6. refer to all your friends girlfriends as f'ing c's to their faces

Man, you were straight jogling, showing up to that job interview late, smelling like whiskey, and still getting the job!

by Jogle Mogul July 28, 2011

J-Jogging

Slang for masterbating and jogging at the same time. Definition comes from many gangs in the 561 area (FL).

A form of exercise.

Instead of Chris and Alex pumping the iron they decided to J-Jog around the block to show their manliness.

Ex: Don't mess with that man J-Jogging over there he's dangerous!

by ITzAMT February 21, 2014

Jogging

Robbing white neighborhoods

Me and dequarius went jogging in uptown

by Do row May 7, 2020

Nicholas Jopling

Young Teen Famous in "world of warcraft" for pulling off being a Beast mastery hunter in wrath of the lich king.

World of warcraft Nicholas Jopling

by warcraft addiction February 28, 2012

jopling

Having or being of an argumentrtive nature. Example, using the phrase 'not necessarily' and adapting the atributes to suit or benfit oneself.

He's always got to be right that Bloke - always pulls a 'jopling' on me.

by DELLOVELL August 25, 2017

Wrist Jogging

The act of wanking, hand shandy, knocking one out, pulling ones self off,

Mother: wft are you doin under thoese bed sheets timmy?
Timmy: erm, playing tents.
Mother: no thats deffinately wrist jogging !!!!!

by Snarfy June 7, 2009

jogging pants

basically sweat pants, but crazy olds and nutbags call them jogging pants

Charles are you wearing your jogging pants?
Jogging pants are THE COOLEST!!! Time to put on my jogging pants and go for a nice jog.

by GBruce Dutton January 31, 2009