Jogger's delight 

About 7 minutes after a run when you feel good about yourself.

I thought I was gonna die at the finish line, i'm fine now that jogger's delight has set in.

Jogger's delight by Andrew & Zoe September 10, 2011

Jogger's Ringpiece 

A sore and tender area (sometimes bleeding) around the anus caused by moisture that has built up in the arse-crack. Usually a problem with runners and joggers where the combination of arse sweat and the constant rubbing together of the cheeks causes skin chaffing and irritation. Can also be caused by walking in wet clothes.

I went out for a run today as it was a nice hot sunny day. I was soon regretting it after an hour; I had a severe case of jogger's ringpiece and had to cut it short.

Jogger's Ringpiece by ade123999 October 22, 2011

Jogger's Log 

The condition brought about by performing strenuous physical activity with a loaded colon. Symptoms can range from acute fart pressure buildup to severe mudbutt, and in some cases, sharts.

Sorry for the half-assed performance, coach. I've got a bad case of jogger's log and might fill my britches if I don't keep a full clench.

Jogger's Log by Tcd November 21, 2013

Jogger's Ire

The frustrated anger felt by joggers when having to stop for traffic (usually at traffic lights or roundabouts). Anger which increases, the longer they have to wait to continue THEIR activity.

Wow, did you see that runner having to stop at the lights. They kept jogging on the spot, looking at their watch all the time. Definitely a case of jogger's Ire.

Jogger's Ire by anonymous March 29, 2026

jogger string love heart 

The jogger string love heart

Is special because he/she has gone through the pain of making it perfect for there girl/boy

Hey babe send me a picture of your jogger strings in a shape of a love heart
What like the jogger string love heart of course ‘Image sent’
Love you too babe

jogger string love heart by King_jjcraig77 November 27, 2021

Occam’s Jigger 

Occam's Jigger, not to be confused with Occam's Razor, is a theoretical model that describes the phenomena in which no matter how large a given bar is or how many bartenders are working behind that bar, they all tend to randomly migrate to the same space at the same time. It can not be represented mathematically using the following basic formulas for fluid dynamics:

dx/dt=delta*(y-x)
dy/dt=r*x-y-x*z
dz/dt=x*y-b*z

However, it can be compared to Chaos Theory.

Occam’s Jigger manifested itself during the dinner rush.

Occam’s Jigger by Garcia Flynn October 20, 2018

street jogger 

The yuppie in a yuppie, or preppie, upper, or upper-middle, class neighborhood who wears Northface, Bass Pro Shop, Nike, or some other brand named, ultra expensive, gear or shoes in an attempt to look as if they are cool fitness pro runners. However, when you actually watch them run, they can't run, but rather "jog" super slowly as if they are really old, out of shape, or have some condition that prevents them from breaking out into a full run.

Go to any upper scale neighborhood during the moring or afternoon and look for the people attempting to run in that neighborhood. "Like, OMG Buffy, my million dollar mansion doesn't chafe me as much as these Nike shorts do while I am being a street jogger, jogging lamely through these streets!" *Note, if you do see someone actually in an all-out run--they are probably a real athlete/should be really wearing the clothes they earned by actually working out.

street jogger by Retrogurl February 12, 2014