jock ass

A well known athlete who repeatedly makes poor decisions.

A-Rod can't get out of his own way he is such a jock ass.

by Mr Fair April 5, 2009

Jock ass

When a man has a big butt due to being highly athletic.

"Jock ass? Is that like jock-itch or something?"

"No bro, it just means you're caked up from all those squats and lunges we do during football practice."

by ColorlessAngelz October 30, 2023

Jock ass

When a man has a big butt due to being highly athletic.

"Jock ass? Is that like jock-itch or something?"

"No bro, it just means you're caked up from all those squats and lunges we do during football practice."

by ColorlessAngelz October 30, 2023

Jock-Ass

A jock that is an ass

That jock-ass needs to get off the football field.

by TSMPRAISE October 23, 2010

Bitchin on your jock ass

The reverse of jockin on your bitch ass. Meaning to nag at a sport participant.

A (to jock): Why don't you ever pick up your cleats or wash that jersey, Tony?

B(observer): Man, she needs to stop bitchin on your jock ass.

by Pseudo-McCoy October 23, 2009

antigeek jock asshole

Some stupid bastard with an IQ of 20 or so that always recommends definitions for deletion because he says "Not a slang term. I wish all these uber geeks would stop their nerdy rantings about scifi and childish card games". What an asshole! He doesn't realize that geeks rule the world and when he grows up he'll be licking the boots of someone who actually has a brain instead of playing high school sports.

Every time I see a definition recommended for deletion by the antigeek jock asshole I recommend it stays even if I normally wouldn't.

by Bob882 November 30, 2004

Jockass

A jock that misleads one of his fans that he is an open-minded athlete, then turns on his fan in a very ugly fashion, dropping the facade at the worst possible time to prove he stayed true to being a typical meatheaded jock, thus tarnishing the fan's impression of the athlete, causing damage to self-esteem.

The fan thought he was diverse and open-minded athlete that was mature beyond his years Then the truth reared its ugly head; the big guy the fan considered a caring brother figure turned out to be the most shallow jockass known to man, and crushed the fan's spirit once he heard the rumors spread by the douchebag.

by SpurnedShark January 2, 2010