When your masturbate into a potato while sitting on your front porch swing listening to celtic fiddle music.
Susan walked up on me giving myself an irish swing job yesterday, caused me to spew extra sour cream all over that doublebaked potato...
by Dzzo August 06, 2011
Can only be done with a knife.
a "Job Swing" is where someone uses a knife like a sword to try to cut you with. Like the way you hold a lightsaber. Instead of a left and right motion its a chopping motion like a sword by up and down.
a "Job Swing" is where someone uses a knife like a sword to try to cut you with. Like the way you hold a lightsaber. Instead of a left and right motion its a chopping motion like a sword by up and down.
I was walking to the store and this thug, I'm presuming a newbie, tried to job swing me with a knife.
by cyb3rhack3r September 28, 2015