He likes to wear shirts with toungues on them. He looks like a 2 year old but acts like a 90 year old pregnant man. He thinks he likes Star Trek but really he likes Dora the explorer.
Hey. I have feeling the Dora the explorer.

Joan spelt weird: nah I'm a Star Trek fan.

Sureeeeeeeeee
by Theswimmer April 20, 2017
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a short female, with ginger hair, and snitches for no damn reason.
Damn! Why does Shalava Joan be snitching on us for no reason?
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The most stunningly gorgeous, wholesome, kindest, most magnanimous child actress ever to grace the small screen. Born on Easter Sunday. Specializes in tame rom-coms, especially with Mario Lopez. Currently occupied as a mother and a vlogger.
Melissa Joan Hart is America's sweetheart.
by Don Palabros January 11, 2023
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The kind of female that cares more about whether tits are impressive to guys or not than guys do. If she thought that guys were that horrible, why didn't she just marry females and badmouth them all day with her wife(ves).
Joan Rivers didn't seem to like guys too much by some of what she said about them, unless there was some insecurity that she didn't want anybody to know about. Yet she would be the kind of person that said something like who cares all the time.
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she's so beautiful in white
1. joan kristine is a cute name
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