When a man receives oral sex and decides to jizz all over the girls hair without the bitch's consent.
"Dude, last saturday i gave jizz hair to that girl after she sucked my dick......man that shit was sticky up there, looked like hair gel"
by John Jacob Jingelheimer Shmitt February 13, 2004
by My dirty harry August 19, 2011
Long haired jizz expert- best seen in the tv show Workaholics, refers to one that has long hair and is an expert in the fields of seman.
Get away from me you long haired jizz expert!
Adam: No one talks to my long haired jizz expert like that!
Adam: No one talks to my long haired jizz expert like that!
by gorilla tities February 17, 2014