Cole jhonson

Is normally tall and a lancy,and normally goes by the name Adam Johnson or monkey ears because this rare breed normally have big lugs.

Freind one : “Oh look that’s a rapist “
Friend two : “no that’s just Cole jhonson”

Cole jhonson by Bigbadboris February 1, 2021

Durham Jhonson 

A good kid that I go to middle school with who can ddddeeeeeeeeffffiiiinnnneeetttttllly toooooooottttttttttaaaaaalllllly
keep a secret

P.S. he is a good boi

Hi Durham Jhonson, how are you

Durham Jhonson by charliegamer March 15, 2022

Wren Jhonson

Wren is a chubbier young lad who loves to write comics and loves to dissemble pens. He also bounces around sideways and twirls his hands when doing so. He lives with his grandparents. His arch nemesis was magic V. Wren would cough and hack constantly and would get sent to the principal's office.

He must be a Wren Jhonson
He loves to cough, he must be a Wren Jhonson

Wren Jhonson by cdawgv November 13, 2023

Dwayne the rock jhonson

Its about drive its about power, we stay hungry, we devour, put in the work, put in the hours, and take whats ours.

Person 1: Hey isnt dwayne the rock jhonson cool?
Person 2: Yep!

Dwayne the rock jhonson by 10410@shi May 30, 2022

Kai Johnson 

A “K-J” is an undercover homosexual that engages in homosexual activity but thinks that his community is falling for it when in fact everybody knows that he’s a homosexual but nobody brings it up.

That Kai Johnson character really thought that nobody knew he was sticking it to that Ryan Domschot when it was completely obvious to everyone...

Kai Johnson by JJTheDude June 10, 2019

Ron Johnson 

To be a waste of space and having a fetish for plastics.

"I should probably give a shit about the world burning, but, fuck it, I'll Ron Johnson this shit."

Ron Johnson by Dr. Poop MacDougall, MD. June 5, 2020

hippy johnson 

A Hippy Johnson is an ex-hippy that sold out to the corporate world. "I used to be against censorship, now I think I'll cancel your membership."

"He used to be against censorship, now he'll probably cancel your membership. What a hypocrite; typical hippy Johnson."

hippy johnson by Jude-O November 5, 2017