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God Jesus 

Saying God Jesus backwards, sounds like Sausage Dog. suseJ doG.
God Jesus sure sounds like Sausage dog, when you say it backwards.
God Jesus by liveforgiving May 17, 2021

God/Jesus 

Jesus and God are the same but Jesus is God's son.
God/Jesus is our Lord and Savior that died on the cross for our sins. God is the father, son, and the holy spirit.
God/Jesus by Ilove_jesus June 9, 2023

Jesus Christ mc God 

John said "I just landed a double back flip!" "jesus christ mc god" said Dalton

your mom was like "jesus christ mc god!" last night.
Jesus Christ mc God by 8zee8 April 21, 2008

Jesus H. God 

A quite humorous variation of “Jesus H. Christ”, most famously used in the 1986 film “Short Circuit”. An apt term for expressing your extreme shock at a sudden turn of events.
Weather reporter: “Folks in the DFW area may not be able to see the April 8th solar eclipse due to cloud coverage.”

Person who invested time and money to travel to Texas specifically for this event: “JESUS H. GOD!”
Jesus H. God by Alex-2598 April 4, 2024

jesus goddamn fucking christ 

1. an exclamation one would express when frustrated

2. so angry in fact you have no other way to describe it other than yelling this phrase as loud as possible.
wife: "the dishes are dirty, the trash hasn't been taken out, the dogs need to go out, pick up your clothes."

husband: "JESUS GODDAMN FUCKING CHRIST!"

Jesus Godamn Fuck Shit Damn Bitch Motherfucker! 

When a person, usually in response to pain, emotional or physical, begins a crazed angry yelling to vent their frustration, often going down the list of the curse words they know.
I stubbed my toe
"Jesus Godamn Fuck Shit Damn Bitch Motherfucker!" I yelled
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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