jesus god

An exclamation when something is outrageous or absurd.

I mashed those guts last night.
Jesus god, she was ugly
Buh

by Little Grundle June 11, 2004

God Jesus

Saying God Jesus backwards, sounds like Sausage Dog. suseJ doG.

God Jesus sure sounds like Sausage dog, when you say it backwards.

by liveforgiving May 17, 2021

God/Jesus

Jesus and God are the same but Jesus is God's son.

God/Jesus is our Lord and Savior that died on the cross for our sins. God is the father, son, and the holy spirit.

by Ilove_jesus June 9, 2023

Jesus Christ mc God

Really cool;
unbelievable;
Rad

John said "I just landed a double back flip!" "jesus christ mc god" said Dalton

your mom was like "jesus christ mc god!" last night.

by 8zee8 April 21, 2008

Jesus H. God

A quite humorous variation of “Jesus H. Christ”, most famously used in the 1986 film “Short Circuit”. An apt term for expressing your extreme shock at a sudden turn of events.

Weather reporter: “Folks in the DFW area may not be able to see the April 8th solar eclipse due to cloud coverage.”

Person who invested time and money to travel to Texas specifically for this event: “JESUS H. GOD!”

by Alex-2598 April 4, 2024

jesus goddamn fucking christ

1. an exclamation one would express when frustrated

2. so angry in fact you have no other way to describe it other than yelling this phrase as loud as possible.

wife: "the dishes are dirty, the trash hasn't been taken out, the dogs need to go out, pick up your clothes."

husband: "JESUS GODDAMN FUCKING CHRIST!"

by Moises Buentello December 2, 2010

Jesus Godamn Fuck Shit Damn Bitch Motherfucker!

When a person, usually in response to pain, emotional or physical, begins a crazed angry yelling to vent their frustration, often going down the list of the curse words they know.

I stubbed my toe
"Jesus Godamn Fuck Shit Damn Bitch Motherfucker!" I yelled

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 5, 2024